Analog-off hoodie

This hoodie wants floppy disks, slow mornings, and eye contact — not push notifications. “Take me back to pre-internet era” is emblazoned across your chest like a battle cry from the golden age of blissful boredom. If you’ve ever rewound a cassette with a pencil or yelled at someone for scratching your burnt CD, congratulations: you’re home. The Opal gem on the back? Just a little sparkle from the time before doomscrolling.