Scroll Containment Protocol

Confidential material accidentally released to the public.Originally developed in the R&D labs of The Focus Company™, this blueprint was designed to map the descent into digital chaos—and the escape hatch. From 24/7 notifications to “Checking story views x2907,” every trap is labeled. Every exit is optional.

Front print includes a rare classified asset: the Doomscrollers Anonymous hotline (scrolling out of control? Call 505-NO-FOCUS).

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

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