Scrolling Kills by Opal
WARNING: Excessive scrolling can be detrimental to your health.
Potential side effects include:
- FOMO: Why is everyone else in Greece right now except for me?
- Mo'MO: "More missing out" because we be scrolling instead of actually doing the thing.
- Indented pinky finger: but for real was it always like that?
- Phantom Vibration Syndrome: Keep your phone in your pocket. Your crush didn't text you yet.
- Second-hand scrolling: the air of anxiety when your friend starts scrolling in front of you.
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